Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 05 Jan 2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...



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Stories by madam_minnie
Celebratory Ruminations by madam_minnie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [ - ]
Summary: There are times when his half-human nature seeps through and Spock is unable to contain it.
Categories: Star Trek > Alternate Timeline Films
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 570 Read Count: 1933
[Report This] Published: 12 Jul 2009 Updated: 12 Jul 2009
Summary: Past Featured StoryDan doesn't know that Rupert knows.
Categories: Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Genres: Erotica
Warnings: RPS, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2149 Read Count: 2392
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2008 Updated: 07 Sep 2008
The Eternal Kiss by madam_minnie Rated: PG-13 [ - ]
Summary: Albus/Gellert: Had he listened to his sister’s warnings about the man he’d fallen deeply in love with, he may have been able to change things. Had he not fallen in love with his best friend… perhaps… things may have been different.
Categories: Harry Potter > Darkness Falls
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark
Warnings: Slash, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 961 Read Count: 1534
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2008 Updated: 20 Jan 2008
Hot, Wet and Bothered by madam_minnie Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: Harry/Sirius: When what you want so desperately falls on your lap, what do you do?
Categories: Harry Potter > The Second War
Characters: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, P W P
Warnings: Adult Language, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 621 Read Count: 1753
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2008 Updated: 20 Jan 2008
Summary: Teddy Lupin gets an insiders view of the joys and pitfalls of sibling rivalry one cold morning in the Potter family kitchen...
Categories: Harry Potter > The Next Generation
Characters: None
Genres: Gen Fic
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 807 Read Count: 3436
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2008 Updated: 20 Jan 2008
Call me James by madam_minnie Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: Harry/Sirius: Harry tempts Sirius into doing the unthinkable
Categories: Harry Potter > The Second War, Harry Potter > Darkness Falls
Characters: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Dark, Non DH Compliant, P W P
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Under Age
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 936 Read Count: 2255
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2008 Updated: 20 Jan 2008
You ARE short, mate! by madam_minnie Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstar [ - ]
Summary: When size matters... little.
Categories: Miscellaneous
Characters: None
Genres: Pre-Slash
Warnings: RPS
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196 Read Count: 3393
[Report This] Published: 29 Sep 2007 Updated: 29 Sep 2007
A Master's Love by madam_minnie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarhalf-star [ - ]
Summary: There are times for affectionate words, comforting phrases and terms of endearment… this is not one of those times.
Categories: Harry Potter, Harry Potter > Darkness Falls
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Original Male Character
Genres: Angst, Dark, Erotica, P W P
Warnings: Adult Language, BDSM, D / S, Graphic Sex, Graphic Violence, Masturbation, Slash, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 878 Read Count: 2308
[Report This] Published: 29 Sep 2007 Updated: 29 Sep 2007